these-times-shall-pass:

click for relatable on your dash!

factsandstufff:

factsandstufff:

factsandstufff:

loosinmym1nd:

alexaxoxo:

I love mature guys, I just couldn’t be with an immature person..

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It’s so hard to find a real mature man!

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ok what are they and where do I get them?!

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so.. they expect me to be a good friend.. or best friend.. but i bet they just go a blab away to their other little girlie friends. eurgh.

So… it didnt work. Woke up in hospital.. had a massive panic attack, went to rip out my drip and had about five doctors and nurses pin me down whilst my nan tried to calm me. So… im still fucking here.

Reblog if tattoos are a major turn on for you.

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS